2 Guys, one Dog.

We can’t do everything - that’s why we have a kickass stable of developers, UX/UI designers, content writers, SEO/ASO specialists, Telegram addicts and canine partners. We’ll bring in people we trust where you need it and let your team handle the rest. Let’s do this.

Keith Baumwald

FOUNDER & The fucking CMO & CPO

“I listen to bands that don’t exist yet”

Keith knows how to do a little bit of everything. He’s a full-stack marketer that’s spent millions of dollars across every possible channel (from postcards to pinterest). In the process, he’s ran $100+ million dollar P&Ls for corporates, worked in agencies and did in-house for startups. Think of Keith as your CMO & CPO in a box. He’ll help you build it and shill it. Keith was lucky enough to be part of the Ethereum presale (but missed out on their bounty program).

These days, Keith’s living the good life in Berlin, the crypto hub of Europe. His feet are itchy, so he’ll hop on a plane the second there’s an excuse.

Tal Amiram

FOUNDER & The fucking CREATIVE DIRECTOR

“Don’t get played by the game”

Tal worked in very big buildings and in very small rooms. He’s a designer, writer, film maker, and blockchain enthusiast. He worked at digital agencies like Razorfish, traditional shops like Y&R, and small boutiques like karlssonwilker. Tal spent the money of clients such as LG, Uniqlo, SmartCar and Spotify. In return they got awards like Smarties, Cleos and Effies, but never a Cannes Lion—oh well. Last December, Tal left corporate America and dived deep into crypto, too late to make any money, but early enough to crash with the rest of the market. He remains blindly optimistic.

Tal lives in Brooklyn, where he can be found wearing ironic T-shirts, and waiting in line to hear bands with names like ‘Neutral Monkeys’.

Maddox

The Fucking OFFICE DOG

“Where going? When food?”

Born in New York’s West Village, Maddox moved to Bushwick when he was 8 months. At 9 months (well over average) he learned to pee outside, and began dominating the local bar scene.

Known for his uncompromising, nose nonsense, pee where you peed attitude, Maddox rules his Brooklyn domicile with an iron paw. With farts strong enough to kill an adult elephant, and a smile that can unite nations, Maddox is a force to be reckoned with.

Can’t get enough of that underbite? Check out his gram.